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A position of responsibility taken up by an irresponsible adult who has failed miserably in life. These adults long for power over others; but due to serious lack hygine and social skills have been denied this power in both their married and working life. Many people resort to the "Scout Leader" therapy to satisfy their power craving frenzy, as this deluded position of responsibility makes them feel valued.
Guy 1: who's that morbidly obese women, licking chewing gum off the bottom of a hobos shoe, whilst her husband tries to distract her with a Tennis ball.
Guy 2: That's Susan, she's my Scout leader.
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Scouting for young black youths.
In Coon Scouts they teach you different survival tasks like how to hot-wire a Chevy and purify some street-grade cocaine into some grade A crack. You must be a felon to be a troop leader and merit badges are awarded for hit-n-runs, burglaries, and consecutive days on welfare. Please give generously to your coon scout troup come fund-raiser season where they will be peddling their traditional crack.
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When a friend who is already at a bar, party, event, etc., calls or texts other friends to let them know if it's good/worth coming to. From the same term used in sports for other teams, prospects and the like.
P1: Is John's party tonight going to be any good?
P2: I don't know, I have to go cause I promised him I'd be there.
P3: Alright, send me a scouting report when you get there.
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The finger that leads the way and makes sure you don't stick the wrong thing in the wrong hole, or just helps you find any hole.
I used my scout finger to find the hole next to my bed.
A prototype of the Light Line Trucks division of International's family of Scouts, planned for release in 1983 (as the Scout II was to remain in production until 1982.5), that failed to advance further than the third stage of design before International dropped the Light Line division and split into groups.
"I honestly believe that 90% of GM's x-amount of dollars spent "... on research and development... ", is what they pay people to dig through other companies' garbage dumpsters for failed drawings, and digging up advertisements, including pamphlets mailed to shareholders of rival companies to find designs that possibly haven't been patented.
Point in case would be:
1) The Viper's debut was delayed 1 year because GM stole the front clip/grille design off one of two choices shown to Dodge shareholders in a pamphlet released privately, regarding the future of Iaccoca's dream car. Dodge was asking it's shareholders which drawing/design they preferred. Not long after the Formula 350 was unveiled, sporting an inverted copy of the original viper grille.
2) Pontiac Aztec. That thing looks like an aborted design for a 1980s tank, or an AMC Eagle stretched to the size of a Scout... wait, it looks almost identical to the Scout III prototype!!!"
To do an act of considerable stupidity, usually revolving around a position of power you gave to yourself. (Such as demotions to exercise said power)
Cat: Hey, did you see Xero? He owns that Starship Troopers Roleplay Community and demoted admins for fun?
Dog: Yeah, he was quite the one to pull a scout.