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A shitty tattoo done by a scratcher tattooer made good by blagging (lying) about their credentials to the unsuspecting public, and making them believe that a) they are a real tattooer and b) that it is a good tattoo
Dude, where did you get that tattoo?
I got it at (name any crappy tattoo shop in any crappy town)
Hell, man, that ain't nothing but codswallop slop
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A cop who is sloppy and is easily bout bought by women who smoke and shoot meth.
They get out of Jail free by giving up the HONEY BUCKET. A LOT
Sweet D gave up the HONEY BUCKET 32 times this week because all the SLOP COPS know they can get free BJs at the park.
At least she gets free rides the park.
Blowjob that’s out of this world
Last night, I got some Astro Slop, head was out of this world.
Something you do over the weekend and tell your co-workers about over the weekend
Mike: So what did you do over the weekend?
John: Just hung out with the family
Dave: I was pumping slop all weekend!
gringo chuck wagon or choke n puke truck brings gedunk to factory workers...
Hay, slop wagon is here! Now we can eat, cardboard pizza, choke n puke hot dog's, hot coffee, man its better than sos shit .....
The hand that one uses to dig out the "slob" from there deepest crevices. The hand one uses to remove the excrement from their rear.
Guy 1: "Hey it smells like slop in there!"
Guy 2: "Yea I'm almost done, pass me some toilet paper to cover my slop claw"
Guy 1: "Jesus, you smell terrible!"
Women 1: "Yea ever since I fell off my skateboard, and broke my slop claw, it's impossible to wipe!"
The female equivalent to jacking off.
I dont think you have a problem, I just think slopping off in public is suspect
no, I wasnt pissed...Just kinda annoyed I could hear her slopping off all night