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The falsely derived and inflated sense of self-worth coming from the posting of a highly attractive selfie.
It’s clear to all of us that she’s running on pure selfie steam at this low point in her life.
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The act of holding a bottle or container directly at the tip of one's penis, while stroking the base of the penis with the other hand before (and during) ejaculation. This maneuver is commonly used to gather seaman in a sparing manner.
We used to hate that kid back in college, I was always steam-hosing into his shampoo bottle.
My beer tastes funny.
Yeah, that's 'cause I steam-hosed it.
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A feature on Steam that, essentially, shows how much of a video game enthusiast you are based on how many hours you spend playing video games each week. The system isn't perfect, as it doesn't include time spent playing games on consoles, handhelds and computer games not linked to Steam (though, all PC games can be linked to Steam even if they're not hosted on it). 0 means less than an hour a week and 10 means more than 35 hours a week. Though not perfect, it is an interesting way of dividing out people who only play games casually and people who regard games as a serious hobby.
I have a Steam Rating of 2, I only play games occasionally as a time waster
I have a Steam Rating of 9, I love games and really appreciate them.
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1. The act of defecating on another's chest in two pieces then ejaculating between them, resembling a Nanaimo bar.
2. When referred to geographically (Nanaimo, BC), the act of defecating on another's chest then urinating around it, making it resemble Vancouver Island.
Jen was never able to eat her favorite dessert again, because of a rough night that ended in a steaming Nanaimo.
I always hated geography, but after that night when Jason gave me a steaming Nanaimo I knew every city on the west coast.
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The number given to your Steam account.
The 1st steam Account was 0:0:1, the second was 0:0:2 and so on.
The lower the STEAM Id the rarer the account is and the longer the person has been playing.
Leagues such as CAL,OGL,CPL and TWL require you to enter your Steam ID so they can verify its really you playing.
"Wow dude that guy who joined STEAM Id was 0:1:20031934 he must be a really bad n00b!"
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A huge mountain like shit that reaches above the water. Generally burning your o-ring as it blasts out. Leaving a warm vapor rising from the toilet.
Damn Walt, Don't EVER drop a steaming heap in my toilet again!
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When a dump smells like pot the day after smoking weed and eating an excessive amount of munchies.
"Dude, smoking up and going to the Mandarin gave me the worst Green Steams."
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