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; When a male takes his erected cock and balls and puts them under neath his anus and shitting hole. His cheerful playmate then goes under and begins to suck on the ball sack and shaft, when the time is right the male will shit out of his anus hole and make it go on the sucker...that is the stuffing of the turkey.
1. "Hey eliot do you want to have a thanksgiving turkey?"
2. "I wish i was a guy so I could do a thanksgiving turkey!"
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when you wake up the next morning but you don't remember them saying yes to it
audrey: happy thanksgiving
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The weekend before college students go on Thanksgiving break, where everyone is intent on getting super hammered because they're in the spirit of gluttony and they won't see their friends for the next two weekends.
Man, that junior picked up fifths of Goldschlager, Bailey's, Smirnoff Vodka, and Jose Cuervo, handles of Captain Morgan and 5 O'Clock Vodka, and a big thing o' wine. I still don't think we're ready for Liquid Thanksgiving.
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When a news channel buys you a sit down dinner, then films you shooting up in the bathroom for a news story
I'm used to taking money from strangers, but when they want to have dinner with me and put me on the t.v. that's junky Thanksgiving
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On or around Thanksgiving day you ejactulate into a large turkey baster and shove it into a female's vagina and squirt it inside and get her pregnant.
Jesus wasn't really conceived from God, Joeseph just did an Arabian Thanksgiving on Mary while she slept.
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When you jam stuffing into a womans vagina and then spit roast her.
Hey lets give that bitch a thanksgiving turkey!
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first, you cook up some delicious thanksgiving food, turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, and hell why not some wine.
then u get in bed with your bitch and stuff mashed potatoes and gravy in her pussy, along with turkey, and wash it down with wine, then you fuck her uncontrollably until the food is in a gooey substance form, then you casually walk out to the table and make her eat it
instead of sitting with the family, me and my bitch had a thanksgiving pussy.
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