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The sexual act of a woman blowing a man and then transferring his load from her mouth to his mouth through a kiss. The load is then spit into the womans vagine by the man.
Last night Ricky was really on his game! He remembered the final step of the Baltimore City Transfer!
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When one feels the urge to defecate while in the shower, instead of getting out and sitting on the toilet one defecates into their own hand, then reaches out to drop the turds into the bowl
"I just saw Mike drop his stool sample in the toilet while he was showering"
" From his hand? He did the Staten Island Transfer"
To shit into somebody else's anus.
The girl that is known to have a gaping butthole would receive a buffalo bus transfer easily.
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the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds
Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!
Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!
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When two or more people are having a conversation and something is said that when taken out of context makes absolutely no sense, and a seperate person or group hears that particular phrase. This can result in a multitude of reactions from the group that overheard the conversation with the standard "What the hell are you talking about?!" being most common.
Guy 1 talking to his friends: Dude I had the wierdest dream last night, I was naked riding through the supermarket on a unicorn with Justin Bieber.
Guy 2 who overheard them: WTF are you talking about, all I heard was naked with Justin Bieber?!
Guy 1: sorry, it was the conversation transfer effect, I was talking about a dream.
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The act of installing speculums in two homosexual male anal passages to maintain maximum dilation, “pitching male” then positions himself above his partner then relaxes his bowel to introduce one turd from his anus to “receiving male's” anus.
NOTE: Only one turd may exit/enter anus. Multiple turd drops, corn fragments, peanut chunks, or diarrhea disqualify both involved in the transfer, and could be grounds to lose all transfer privileges.
Jake man hole transfered Mark last night.
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(L for lazy) - the act of transferring a phone call when you are told not to.
Jim called me to speak with a customer to explain what it means when a customer has bad debt. I told Jim what it means and informed him to tell the customer. Jim declined and asked me to explain it to the customer. I told him know and that it is his job. Jim then said hitting transfer now and transferred the caller to me and then he disconnected,