Shit country that begs to be in the EU.
Turkey:"PweAse Let Me InTo thE Eu!11!11!1!"
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A girl whose gobble game is on point.
Damn man, that girl last night was a serious turkey.
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A country with three big seas, a good culture, authentic foods, drinks and clothes, and most important of all, KEBAB. Too bad that Greeks, Armenians and some other countries are haters.
Dude I went to Turkey and it was awesome!
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A terrorist state which has the same politics as in 1500s: doing ethnical cleansing and stealing others culture.
Openly proud of their war criminals and violent history unlike Germany.
Armenia: ayo nigga did you take my Kebab and Dolma
turkey: yes it's mine now
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Strong fit, strong minded leading hand well oiled, fully plucked, loyal in the spirit of Christmas turkey
"hey mate can I borrow $5?"
"yeah bruv no dramas!!"
"oh mate, you are an absolute turkey!!"
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A country itself as a prison.
Also known as animal turkey.
Have you ever been im Turkey?
No, I have no interest in prisons.
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The best emoji response when you confuse the recipient
I just texted Meghan, to ask her out, and she responded with turkey turkey taco, WTF?!?!?
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