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Demon's Crust

What's left over after a demon orgy covers an entire room in bodily fluids.

Most specifically the layer of these fluids that dry up and cause most cloth to become brittle and stiff, on skin it's a semitransparent glaze.

Demon1: "Dude, what happened last night? I'm covered in something crunchy..."
Demon2: "HAH! Looks like you've got a full body coat of Demon's Crust."

by Shishitron1000 October 14, 2021


Pussy Crust

a substance found on the the clitoris when it hasn't been used

Sofia, you have SO MUCH pussy crust it's unbelievable!!!

by mowmylawn June 11, 2016


Crust Scavenger

a random drunk bitch who comes up to an individual asking where she can pee- cigarets in hand no less- and then proceeds to demand your pizza, refuse to hear the word no, and then steal it anyways. often has a unibrow and a fupa.

"dude, that crust scavenger is looking to piss on a dumpster, and she just took my fucking pizza"

by young j swizzy September 11, 2011


papa crust

A male role model who creates epic memes and is also a dough lord. Also known as a Tyge/teig. Papa crust has an amazing CoC and also knows everything about the worlds best game, Minecraft. He is wholesome, caring, innocent, and loving.

Also has thicc ass cheeks

Guy: yo, is that papa crust?

Friend: no wayyyy. Papa crust, I love you, can I succ on your tatas

Papa crust: what the fuck James you’re so weird.

by kingthejam May 1, 2019


Thick-crusting

When a guy orders pizza with thick crust so that the girls having lunch with him eat less, leaving more pizza for him.

Linda & Lamees: Anthony! Get thin crust!
Anthony: No! We'll get the thick crust so we get more for our money
Anthony: (I'm thick-crusting these girls)

Later on....

Linda & Lamees: Oh man, we're so full and there's so much pizza left over!
Anthony: I just thick-crusted the shit out of your asses!

by The Popcorn King April 6, 2011

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crust molester

One who makes pizza.

People at Pizza Hut are crust molester

by crustmolester4ever February 15, 2010

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Jesus Crust

He is the son of Crust God. He was crucified for our memes and came back on the 3rd day to teach his diciples to spread the teachings Crust. Never touch his sock because if you do he will anally rape with a stick while screeching β€œREEEEEEEEEEE!”

I pray to thee, our lord Jesus Crust.

by Jesus Crust April 7, 2018

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