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A slightly unattractive couple, doing things seen in a match.com ad, ie holding hands,making eyes, sharing an umbrella
I saw a match.com couple outside in the rain.
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a couple that doesn't have any real problems, but they like to make each others lives complicated... mostly because they're stubborn
jenny and chris are a real chaos couple
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It's like jackin' off a molecule
Dude, I was vibronic coupling so hard last night. I broke LaPorte's rule, and went from g to g real quick. What an inversion! it's all over the spectra
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When two people under the age of 16 (UK) participate in any sexual activity, such as fingering, sex, blowjobs etc.
Here is a typical Slaggy couple scenario:
Tom walked home one night. there, dressed in only a bra and tracksuit bottoms, was the love of his life, Jess. He couldnt help but feel his eyes drift to her wonderfully large breasts supported by her skimpy red bra. he moved closer, his penis throbbing. She grabbed his tie, remove it and stuffed her well made small hands down his boxers. His penis pulsed like a fast heartbeat. Before tom knew it, Jessica removed his trousers, grabbed his now erect cock, and sucked like a vacuum. he was so excited and happy. He ejaculated the most amazing, thick sperm all over her face. He passed out he was so horny.
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A couple who cannot decide whether or not they actually feel sexually attracted to one another. This indecision is only pertinent only to the couple however because the sheer volume of time they spend with each other alongside of the quasi-couple activities they perform together, which often culminates in sleeping in the same bed .Because of these activities This couple is usually recognized as being together by everyone in their social circle, with the resulting teasing often driving the couple even closer together, particularly when under the influence of Tequila.
When asked about sleeping habits, they answer 'Hey, it makes sense for us to sleep in the same bed. For one, it's warmer. Two, when I have a weird dream I can wake him up and tell him about it. Three, it's just nice to have your best friend there to talk to.'
When asked why this does not seem at all similar to a relationship, the closeted couple participant does not understand the question and walks away.
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A love shared between two people that makes the world so much happier
BRANDON AND EMILY ARE SUCH A PERFECT COUPLE, HOW DID IT EVER WORK!!!!
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An insta couple is that annoying couple that constantly posts perfect relationship pictures, making everyone else around them look like slobs. They can range from cute selfies, to couples workouts, to romantic travel pictures.
"Ugh Jamie and Louise are so annoying. Do they have to post everything they do online?"
"I know, they're such an insta couple."
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