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1:a white trash person that lives in a trailer park, usually wearing orange camo holding a shotgun.
Dax the redneck was chewing his dip all day.
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The South Won't Rise Again
you toothless inbred retard
why do you still even care
there'll never be another civil war
you're mad cuz your trailer has a flat tire
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
what could you possibly gain
by breaking the country in two
your overalls are gay
let go of your sisters tit
i think it's cool that you make moonshine
it's even cooler when you go blind from drinking it
how come your ancestors didn't realize
they'd lose cuz their president was named after boss hogg
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
the south won't rise again
The South Won't Rise Again, you retard redneck.
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A person, generally white, who is convinced anyone who he doesn't know is bad-news. Stays with a small circle of friends which are just generally the redneck's family esp. cousins. They seem to not have any real social skills nor goals in life.
The rednecks felt threatened when they saw the man walk by with 2 women. So they tried to attack the man. But the rednecks lost the fight as well as their 2 teeth they all had left.
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An idiot who establishes himself as a complete Southerner proud of the Confederacy. As in other definitions, they are usually found driving hideous rusted pickup trucks, wearing some combination of these: (overalls, Dixie Outfitters T-shirts, Wrangler Jeans, NASCAR shirts, Bass fishing shirts, and cowboy boots), and either chewing tobacco or drinking beer.
These are people that should have flushed down the loo (toilet) at birth. They should have a huge chunk of the South cut off from the continent and have it as their own land, so they can leave us alone.
Rednecks think they are so tough, well airdrop them into inner city Detroit.....we'll see how long they last.
That redneck from Alabama tried to piss on my lawn. So I bitch slapped him and kicked the four remaining teeth out of his mouth. He called me a damyankee, so then I called him a dumb bastard and cut his overall straps off.
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a kind fella from a place there aint no damn city traffic or city people that cant drive. we dip, we drive our big rusty trucks too fast, we drink beer, we drink beer while driving our rusty trucks too fast, we go muddin, fishin, real campin, not in that RV shit, hell ive wiped my ass with tree leaves. we have common sense and are able to fix anything on our own. Unlike dumbass city people who need to call some expensive Tech. to come work on your shit, cause ur too dumb to know that you broke it yourself. Ill tell ya what, thats a redneck Im a proud one of em
city folk- my tires flat! What should i do?
Redneck- fix that damn tire you lazy dumbass!
This is a true story right here, i was with a city folk.
It was about end of sept.
City- "this farmer better start watering their fields, the corns all dyin"
Red- umm its harvest season you dumbass city folk
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A person or persons who sport camoflague jackets, hats, boots, and or shirts. One who hunts every weekend, uses "ain't and y'all" in every sentence, has no sense of humour if the joke pertains to themselves, overally uses the insult "faggot", and is extremely close-minded and stereotypical, if not ignorant and hypocritical. These can be combined to make a "redneck", some do not pertain to very few, but most pertain to these examples.
Redneck1: Hey, look at that faggot with the mohawk!
Redneck2: Yeah, he must be gay.
Mohawk Faggot: *Shoots them both*
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People who fuck there sisters, farm, like G W Bush, watch nascar they love the dead dude earnhardt and his rednack ass son, they speak like there retarded, they like driving gas guzzling chevy pickup trucks and make stupid fucking saying like git r don and watch walker texas ranger and wave rebel flags all over and make fun of people who have real jobs not being someone who picks up shit at a rodeo.
Thats a goddamn redneck.
that damned rednecks he's fucking his sister while drinking busch beer and watching nascar.
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