Laughing silently:
1) What you're probably doing right now if you're on this site reading definitions instead of doing your damn homework, and not supposed to be on the computer. Usually accompanied by snorts and gasps, as well as tearing of the eyes and spasms.
2) What you do when your friend's brother disses your friend real good, and you don't want your friend to get pissed at you for laughing your ass off.
1) Parent: "Son, what are you doing up there? What's so funny? You better not be on that Urban Dictionary site!"
Son: "*buckling with silent laughter* Sh-hart! Ha ha ha ha...!"
2) Brother: "Go give Kevin's sis a hot Carl, you fucking SP.ED."
You: "Hee..Hee...*silent laughing*"
Friend: "What the fuck are you laughing for, get the hell out of my house!"
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An arcade-style game that is usually accompanied with a sniper rifle. You have limited life and limited time to take out all targets on the screen.
Your usual objective is to take out enemies, key targets, or carefully eliminate the character while he/she has a hostage.
To have the utmost experience of sniping, always play at an arcade; Controllers just don't cut it.
Tap Dancer: Wanna play DDR? LOL!
Rifleman: Pfft, screw that game. I'm heading over to the Silent Scope area.
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When you're with a group of people outside and it's so cold that nobody speaks.
"Hey man what'd you do last night"-guy
"Nothing at all, it was so cold all we did was stand there, it was cold silent." -guy
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The event where you do something spectacular, but no one is there to see it.
Ahh man did you see that.... No reply, because there's no one there. That was a silent hero moment.
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When a guy is having sex in the doggy-style position and spits in her anus and slowly and silently slides his fingers, usually his thumb or middle finger, into his woman's anus for better stimulus and for his own self-enjoyment of the moment, gently stroking it in and out, with the hopes that she doesn't mind or won't say anything! That's a silent ninja!
On the bad note: It could also be reversed too. A wicked girl can give her boyfriend a silent ninja too! And he might end up liking it!!!!
Last night I gave my girl friend a silent ninja and she didn't mind. I guess she likes it in the ass after all?
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a process of punishment achieved through a deliberate and conspicuous lack of Twitter messages
She's annoyed with us for not waiting, so she's giving us the silent tweetment.
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