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When you guzzle down a smooth glass of Tej but his tennis racket gets caught in your throat.
Last night Charles got dared to do a Slurpee Tej, you should've heard him on the toilet shrieking away.
The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes
Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!
When you throw a slurpee at someone through their car window and yell slurpee bitch
*hits someone with slurpee through car window* “SLURPEE BITCH”
when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out
she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.
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The act of inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and sucking out all the fluids.
Dave: I was so horny last night that I decided to cherry slurpee my sister!
Joe: That's incest!
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when 2 men involve in sex one blows cum in the others ass and then sucks it out with a straw!
Bob and I just had the most enjoyable round of sex that included a great tasting shrimp slurpee
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a gay ass, literal motherfucker, who has no clout.
Man, you are being such a slurpee saturday.
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