Come home

The time in a man's life when he realizes he must shave his receding hairline

It's time for Lebron James to come home and put that hairline out of it's misery

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Home enterpayment

Returning home after holidays or after a wicked weekend and:
1. a pile of bills lying on the floor are waiting for you
2. shit news are waiting for you in order to make you pay for having hella good time.

Derived from the words entertainment and payment.

Joe: Dude, I went to da party! Three days of booze and titties... but jeez man getting home found out the cat had pissed out her ass all over the place..

Fred: Yeah... typical home enterpayment.

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home of phobic

a misspelling of homophobic

"im home of phobic"
"what"
'im homophobic"

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Homing Nut

When you nut and it follows the direction where the pussy is headed

Girl, my Cum bout to go Homing nut.

Come home

When you and your toxic ex have been feeling a hard vibe of possibly getting back together while they’re been seeing someone else they aren’t happy with. This is when you tell them to come back home.

“You don’t look happy with him Cindy, come home”

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Home Plate

The act of sex. The last of the bases.

Home Run, there aing gonna be a play at home plate.

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Home Run

To accelerate through first base (french kissing), onto second base ("heavy petting") to third base (oral sex) and finally coming around to home plate (sexual intercourse).

Wow, hit a home run with Sheila tonight, gimme a high five Barry!

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