Muff Pod

A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.

Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.

fa-pods

fake airpods

Oh, look at Michael with his fa-pods.

pod-drop

To try to figure out what song is playing in someone else's ear phones, without them realizing that you're listening.

I like to pod-drop on the subway, but it's much easier to do in a quiet elevator.

pod caste

A.k.a. "the wired," a social stratum distinguished by the degree to which they engage in electronic practices, their smug, cliquish self-consciousness about that, and their zombie-like disconnectedness from non-electronic concerns.

I was cut-off by a member of the pod caste switching lanes while texting.

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Pod-Fucked

when your computer freezes for a couple of minutes after you connect your iPod.

Example 1-
screenname1: (1:00:06 pm) hey whats up?
screenname2: (1:00:30 pm) nothing you
screenname2: (1:03:01 pm) u there?
screenname2: (1:05:12 pm) broo wtf what are you doing
screenname1: (1:05:40 pm) yoo..my bad my comp just got Pod-Fucked

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pod of whales

A group of fat people simultaneously wearing the same large shirt

Bryan's favorite sport was participating in the pod of whales

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Pod Racing

When you jerk off two dicks at once. The dicks must be on each side, so it looks like you're pod racing.

Hey baby, bring a friend and we can go pod racing. *joojoojoojoo*

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