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The act of collecting 50 grams of curdled smegma from a group of unwashed males. Thes smegma is then placed between two slices of toast and then pressed together. The product is then chopped into triangles and consumed.
Damn thats one good muthafuckin knob cheese toasty.
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When someone is already being toasty they are just like 1000x that
You must be toastier than toasty
A guy shits into a girls vagina, then quickly slips his cock in and fucks her until he jisms into her cunt, then he gets down and tucks into the delicious chocolate-cheese toasty he has created
Bailey: Gee Veronica not only do I really need a shit, am desperately horny, but I'm hungry as hell as well
Veronica: Dont worry Bailey, how about we cook up a sumptuous chocolate cheese toasty
Bailey: Oh wow, what an idea, they're my favourite
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When a man cums in a woman after sex and she doesnt shower until the next morning. Her vagina looks like a cold cheese toastie when you open it up to have a look
He came in me last night and i waited till the morning to shower, when he went down to have a look it was like a cold cheese toastie
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A sandwich, consisting of two pieces of toasted bread with a cheese centre. Immediately after removing the toast from the toaster, one or two Kraft singles are placed on the warm bread, allowing the warmth of the toasted bread to gently melt the cheese.
-Whats for supper?
-Cheesy-toasty®'s; its' a delicious gourmet sandwich consisting of toasted bread and cheese
-So..., basically a grilled cheese
-Get out of my house
The aforementioned day of the week when you make excessive amounts of cheesetoasties, trying out new combinations of ingredients. Orignated on a thursday, but recently spread to any day of the week.
Too many cheese toasties on cheese toastie thursday will make me do a portsmouth steamer}
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when a guy think's his sack is too hot for you
he tell's you his sack is too hot for you which is were toasty red nut's come from. Then you say really let me see then you take a lighter and really make them hot!!!
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