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A Chinese girl between the ages of 11 and 79
I went to China town and a flip tong ate my ass
The hottest man alive, can put any woman (and man) to bed. Loves gay chameleon midgets farting in each others faces while eating dog shit. His balls are as strong as the rocks head (also has blue balls).
Chick 1: have you seen thai tong, he said he would shit on my face tonight.
Chick 2: IKR, he can put any woman to bed like a hot daddy.
Dude 1: And men???
Chick 2: shut up justin suck my dick.
Dude 1: wait WHAT THE FUCK ?!?!?
Chick 2:*shows justin her dick*
Dude 1: nice cock nigga
When two males use their penises in a pincher-type fashion to lift objects.
Unwilling to touch the dirty panties with their clean hands, Derek and Tuan used their "meat tongs" to lift them off the bed and toss them aside.
Well being a average introverted girl is what she is but sometimes she likes to try to stand out but that rarely happens :”). Average grades but sometimes they do reach above expectations but sometimes below expectations even though being lazy and always procrastinate she always get work done on time. Xi Tong is a super rare name but it’s unique and no one would have it haha. Kind , beautiful, helpful and very indecisive but most of all she know when she need to stand up for them self, but… she doesnt see that in them self… almost everyone can compliment them but they wouldn’t believe them. She is Definitely is a good friend , even though her attitude may be bad she’ll comfort you and help u go through your problems with you. No one should take her for granted but many people did. While helping her friends , she has her own problems but she hides it almost every time. She may look okay but she’s not really fine. She’s the type of girl to have many friends but only a few close friends, she hates new things like new school , classrooms , classmates , but even though she’s sad to leave but she knows she has to move on. I think no one should take her for granted and definitely cherish the time they have with her :”)
I’ve been dealing with problems and Xi Tong is always there for me no matter what.
A beauty, a talented designer and most importantly... She'll be Kai Wen's life partner.
Don't try argued with her. She's armed.
Love you, Tan Xiao Tong.
You so TXT, can't discuss with you.
When you try to hot-shot lawyer, but then you accidentally become stand-up comedian.
The defense counsel Edwin Tong-ed and made the courtroom burst into laughter.