Totes mcgoats

Totally my goats. Or totally.

Origin:

Farmer- "Who's goats are over there?"

Other Farmer- "Oh...those are totes my goats. Totes mcgoats!"

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totes presh

means totally precious/ cute. usually used by valley girls

1: "OMG Jessica, that ladybug purse with rhinestones is soo cuuttee!"
2: "Tell me about it Ashley! its like sooo totes presh!"

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Oprah Tote

The Oprah tote is a reusable tote bag filled with goodies, both full size and sample size products, food etc. that is given away once a year. There are 5000 totes given away.

Is it that time of year again ??? Must I come out of my shell....is there a new oprah tote on the horizon.. please do tell... I am nuts over the oprah tote !!!

Example 2 (lyrics from The Oprah Tote Song)

Its not that we don't care,
We just KNOW that the totes are there!
so we keep waiting (waitin!)
waiting on the Oprah totes to come!

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totes motes

Totally emotional

When Justin Bieber cut his hair, I was totes motes

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Totes Creep

Something or someone that is extremely creepy. The totes is used for both emphasis, and to be funny.

1. That old man stared at me way too long. Totes creep.

2. It was such a totes creep way of staring at me.

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totes aucks

Its, like , basically... living in Auckland

There's, like, no organic sourdough anywhere on Queen Street. Totes Aucks.

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Tote-bagger

A small constituency of upper middle class and piddling rich folks, often with advanced degrees, who tend to be moderately liberal on social issues and moderately conservative on fiscal issues. They all long for a “technocratic” leader who will listen to the experts (the middle way folks!) to enact sensible policies (supported by the middle way who benefit directly from them).

A reference to Teabaggers, since they are equally deluded.

Jon Stewart is the patron saint of Tote-baggers. They don't think he's funny; they think he's God.

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