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If you are popping down to the shop would'ya pick me up some gowl towels
A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.
Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"
Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"
A towel used exclusively by a female for cleaning her poon
(her) Hey, I keep my poon towel next to the bidet. Make sure you don't use it wipe your face.
That towel smells funny, it must be her poon towel.
A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.
I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.
My finger towel was juicy tonight.
I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.
a person who is boring or useless
Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.
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A Tea Towel (or dish towel in america) is a small towel, used to clean up spills, take hot items out of the oven or to dry plates, forks and knives after washing them in the sink.
I bought a new tea towel today, it only cost $1.99 and it's really nice and absorbant! YAY
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Noun; After taking a shit and being unaware that you are out of toilet paper, your next best option is to use a towel conveniently hung near the toilet.
"After Michael dropped a deuce, his next best option was the bowel towel hanging next to the tub."
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