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A piece of shit that should be shot on site. If they are black, they try to be Puff Daddy. If they are white, they also try to be Puff Daddy. On both occasions they fail. They spend their time chewing pills (actually cough pills, but they don't know that, not surprising seeing as their average I.Q is 7), knifing people who have individuality, stealing anything they can get their filthy, scummy little hands on, and basically making england into a stupid little trashy piece of rock.
Towny1: Hey, thrashhead! What did you just say about my mum/sister?
Metaller: do I know you?
Towny2: Oooh, did ya hear that? He called your sister a tart!
Metaller: Ummm..no...
Towny1: Well, i'll knife ya, ya blingin fizzle shizzle gangsta muthafugga!
Metaller:
Fuck this
Towny1 and 2 and 3 and 4 etc: (knifes metaller several times)
Towny563: well wouldyou look at dat, izzn't it! He's got 5p in his pocket!
(townies fight over the first piece of money they've ever seen in their council house scum lives.)
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1. A person aged 18-27 who lives in the same city or town in which he grew up.
2. One who attends college in his hometown.
3. A person aged 10-26 who was born and raised in an American "college town" and continues to reside there. Usually has some resentment toward the college's students, especially if the college is pretigious and/or expensive.
Numero Uno has townie deliveryboys.
Saxon got in a fight with some townies outside the community dive bar.
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teenagers hu wear nike adidas and all that. they dont like grungers, s8rs, moshers, or gay ppl. they are the most h8ful mother fukkas in britain. they think there hard so they start fites 4 no reason.
no1 likes them.
they get pregnant at 12.
they smoke (ino other ppl do!!)
they nick stuff.
they think their in an american gangsta movie and say shit like 'YES BLOOD' ' ENIT GANGSTA'
THEY ARE FUK WITS
yes blood lets go and pregnant and nik sum adidas shit then beat up a goth!!
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townies are like chavs but wiv a few more human charactoristics....but only a few.
gay gay gay gay gay townie gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
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Someone who lives in Keene and comes to the dorms of the Keene State College campus and feeds off of the rich college students. ...is a nice person overall and will stay by your side through everything in order to take over your apparell. Says he's going to do lots of things, but never does. has big ears, says he has no money and yet his parents pay for everything, including his rent... oh well...
Matt Rockwell is a model townie.
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IM A TOWNIE ILL KICK YR ARSE TROUGH THE FUCJING WALL, this is an example of our great english culture...
all townies live in southend in shity flats with thier pissed mothers listening to thier 'phat' beats...
mission objective: destruction of townies...time starts now.
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(n.) Someone who grew up in a college town, as opposed to a transplant who came there for college. Originated in Champaign-Urbana, Illinois.
The cut-off for being a townie is usually to have attended high school in that town for all 4 years.
jack: "Hey, where you from?"
jill: "Here. I'm a townie."
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