um yes please

When yummy is ready

Mom; Heskeboy your dinner is ready!
Heskeboy: um yes please um no please

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stink-um

A person who has the inability to remember to wash or clean morning, noon, and night. There washcloth is crumbled in a frozen state of non-use.

Your girl man sure is a stink-um!

I would love to talk to that her but she's got a stink-um problem!

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um ow

What justin bieber says when he gets hit with a water bottle.

Bieber: I love you guys
*gets hit*
Bieber: um ow.
kik

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ace um up

to give a kid in school suspension

-That kid just skipped class
-ace um up (to give a kid in school suspension)

Ume-Mayo Onigiri

The Ume-Mayo Onigiri (梅マヨおにぎり) is a type of onigiri, a traditional Japanese rice ball, filled with a combination of pickled plums and mayonnaise. The term "Umeboshi" (梅干) in Japanese signifies "pickled plums," originating from "Ume" (梅), which stands for the fruit "plum." When combined with "mayo," the abbreviation for mayonnaise, it creates the delightful flavor combination, "Ume-Mayo", found in this onigiri.

Sagiri: "Hey Sakura, What is your favourite type of onigiri flavour?"
Sakura: "My favourite type of onigiri is the Ume-Mayo Onigiri."
Sagiri: "What is that?"
Sakura: "It's an onigiri with a combination of pickled plums and mayonnaise as the filling."
Sagiri: "Mm! Sounds interesting, maybe I'll give it a try."

Mandar um Viturbo

To fart loudly just to annoy your friends

"FDS Lucas, mandaste um Viturbo?"
"When the situation gets tricky, you can always Mandar um Viturbo"

um...cricket?

A saying that alludes to the point in a conversation where speaking ends and awkwardness follows.

"I went to the porn shop the other day to get a new vibrator" (awkward silence) "um...cricket?"

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