Uncle Wong

Asian version of an Uncle Tom.

Aki voted for George Bush, he's such a fucking Uncle Wong.

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uncle phil

Will's big fat 6'2" uncle on "Fresh Prince of Belair". He was raised out in the country became a lawyer and got filthy rich. He's the father of 4 kids; Hillary Banks, Carlton Banks, Ashley Banks, and Nicky Banks. Uncle Phil is a man of character and doesnt take any bs so on almost every episode you can see he always on the verge of beating the hell out of Will.

Will: "Oh my God Uncle got Dunlap Syndrome!"
Uncle Phil: "Whats that?"
Will: "It's when your stomach dun lapped ova your belt."

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Uncle Staley

To crash a house party, then upon entrance sticking your dick in the nearest hole.

Hey Rahul, I'm looking for Uncle Staley, where the pasta at boy?

Uncle Buzzcocks

The hardest gangster in the North East (England). Loves smashing pasties and amazing basketballer. Also a dolphin pill addict. Best mates with his main man Trekka

"Here, I love wor Uncle Buzzcocks. He's pure lethal!"

Uncle Tomahawk

A Native American who harbors prejudice and self-hate against his own people, and supports anti-Native American sentiment and laws.

I met a Native American living in Detroit, he told me that he thought we were all drunks and casino owners, and I called him what he is, a self-hating Uncle Tomahawk.

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Uncle Ron

The name of a guy who is boutta give you this eight inch he’ll in a cell undertaker style horse meat turkey sandwich. He’s also one of the best uncles you’ll ever meet ;)

Look at Uncle Ron over there what an inspiration I want to be like him one day when I grow up.

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Uncle Sam

The federal government.

Bill cheats on his taxes, because he hates Uncle Sam taking his money.

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