If you mix more than 1:1 you will burn up all your tonic.... Don't do that!
Fill a glass of any size that suits your fancy with ice. Fill the glass 1/2 to 3/4 with the shittiest vodka you've got. Splash a little tonic on top.
Dave, make me a vodka and tonic and don't go burnin' up all my tonic!
An intoxicated shhser. A consumer of spirits; usually of massive quantities, and generally intolerable of others, especially noisy movie goers, who makes others shut up.
A Vodka Silencer is the drunk guy in the theater who shhses people who are making noise or breathing, opening candy rappers, changing their ring tones, texting, laughing, ect. disturbing other movie goers, but most importantly disturbing himself.
When the man ejaculates into a bottle of vodka and swirls it around, and then the woman/other man drinks it. Bonus points if you mix it into a cocktail.
I made Caroline some whitewashed vodka last night, it was hot af bro!
Vodka + soda water + tonic. Not too sweet not too dry.
Bartender, I'll have a vodka sonic please
Matt got wasted last night on vodka sonics.
A cocktail made with vodka and vermouth, a variation of a martini. The ingredients are chilled, either by stirring or shaking, an action which has become famous due to its use in the James Bond novels and movies, in which Bond always orders a Vodka Martini 'Shaken, not stirred.'
James Bond (Daniel Craig): Vodka Martini.
Bartender: Shaken or stirred?
Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
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The blank stare one gives after a heavy binge in vodka-based mixed drinks.
It is usually an act put on by someone often referred to as a trainwreck.
DANG! Latoya was so vodka faced that I don't even think she recalls snoballing with Toby last night!
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An Alcoholic beverage that consists of a mixture of Mountain Dew Baja Blast and Vodka. Needs to be mixed frequently or the vodka will settle at the bottom.
Sara- "Pat you have to try this drink!"
Pat - "Wow! This is Good, What is it?"
Sara - "Pat! It's Vodka Blast! I invented it myself!"
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