wondering what to wear

When someone is just sitting there doing absolutely nothing, or next to nothing (e.g., doing something so useless they might as well be doing nothing). Just thinkin', wondering what to wear.

*playing Left 4 Dead with a couple of friends and a bot, when suddenly I'm downed*
Bot: *standing over me, doing nothing, and definitely not reviving me*
Me: "Bot, please—what the hell is it doing, man?"
Friend: "He's wondering what to wear."

The Devil Wears Prada

A chick flick. A metalcore band. Or both.

Hey bro I just got me The Devil Wears Prada T-shirt.

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Phill wears a dress.

comments made directly after one spills alcohol(see alcohol abuse.)
Wearer of said dress does not have to be present for the phrase to be used.
Said wearer does not have to be the one spilling the drink.

"you just spilled your beer, Phill wears a dress."

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What Are You Wearing?

The internationally recognized phrase meant to initiate phone sex.

*two people talking on the phone*

Kate: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!

Mark: That's funny, baby. So, what are you wearing?

Kate: You know those jeans blah blah blah and a tank top.

Mark: Why don't you slip out of 'em, baby?

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I'm wearing capris

To not care, to not give a fuck.

A: Aye bro you just stepped on dog shit.

B: Bro, I'm wearing capris.

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wearing my rolex

When a girl is really into you, she is (figuritivley) wearing your rolex.

Andrew: Man, that girl wants you.
Mitch: Yeah boiii, she is definitly wearing my rolex.

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the devil wears prada

one of the best bands out there.

have you heard the new the devil wears prada cd?

yes, that shit is tight yo

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