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Cunt Weaver

What a true cum bucket does with pride, they weave together a strand of pussies and wear it around their neck as a sign of much they fuck on a daily basis.

Hey I will have you know I am a full time cunt weaver.

by Kitty meow36 January 30, 2016


Cara Weaver

A person who is annoyingly smart that overly explains stuff in paragraphs instead of shorten their responses. This person is most likely a teacher pet or a very talkative person.

Justin did a Cara weaver in English class, it's really annoying sometimes. He doesn't have to talk in paragraphs to give his point.

by JoeyTalyor0108 November 1, 2022


shreve weaver

a shreve weaver is someone who derails or undermines another person by quibbling over semantics or shifting the focus of the conversation to an inaccuracy in an off-hand or tongue-in-cheek remark that has no relevance to the initial topic

"When I asked him to call 911 because my boyfriend shot a gun at me, the shreve weaver replied 'You mean he *fired* a gun at you.'"

by h080e February 16, 2023


Weaver Beaver

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)

That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

by The Reptiles and I May 19, 2023


Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 6, 2010


the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.

Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!

by Official Flav December 4, 2024


savanna weaver

A beautiful amazing girl with blonde hair and blue eyes. Loves to play roller derby also has a friend with a new puppy

Savanna weaver is so good at what she does

by Krazyscooterkid July 15, 2015