That's what your mom said when you were born

You say this when someone insults you.

"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.

s a d n e s s .

friend: I just committed when you forget a really good word to write here so you write this instead.
me: i've been there bro.

what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

When You Fryin’

When you fryin’.

When you fryin’ you don’t be cryin’.

I'm wit' you when ya right

Im with you when you're right means to be in agreeance with another individuals statement about a particular topic.

Beyonce: Its tough dealing with fame and being in the public eye. Megan Thee Stallion: I'm with you when ya right
I'm wit' you when ya right means she is agreeing with beyonces statement.

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein

the twenty-second episode of the third season of the American animated series Family Guy, and the original series finale.

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein was written by Ricky Blitt and directed by Dan Povenmire. This episode features guest performances from Andrea Beutener, Mark Hamill, Phil LaMarr, Ed McMahon, Peter Riegert, Mary Scheer, Ben Stein, and Nicole Sullivan.

When you spell danganropa instead of danganronpa...

When google corrects u for the millionth time

When you spell danganropa instead of danganronpa... oof