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A gigantic cluster fuck... but not in a military sense; A huge fuck-up of epic proportions of some sort or another and its ensuing calamity. As in, the person or normal situation you were supposed to be a part of is now so totally screwed up as to turn the entire scenario into a farce; or something that could end up in you going to either jail or losing your profession.
Holy shit... I went into the office today, and I was fully unprepared for the ensuing shitstorm. Wilson Door was so fucked up, I couldn't believe that I was actually part of this human tragedy. I think I will give up project management, and take up digging ditches.
A washed up Walmart clearance section cock gobbler. A no good waste of money. Russell Wilson will fake an injury and make excuses when he losses. Go wash out that torn vagina
Russell Wilson is what you will find in the unwanted section of Walmart.
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Oliver Wilson are usually one of the most beautiful people you will ever meet, inside and out! They are always someone who puts everyone else's needs before themselves and never thinks about the consequences they might have to face by helping others. They always know how to make you smile even in the darkest of times and are always a little shy when it comes to important things. They never want to do anything wrong and ramble a lot when they are nervous! But they usually have an amazing smile which could brighten up anyone's day! And they've been known to have eyes that appear dark brown...but if you stare at them long enough...they're actually green! But knowing an Oliver Wilson is one of the best things you can ever do! They are the best people and you should consider yourself lucky if you do know one! They are so beautiful!
"YOU know Oliver Wilson?! You must feel so special!"
thomas"crazy" the most annoying word in the universe.
thomas wilson is the craziest person in the world everyone wants to fuck him and he loves to eat.
The quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks who fucked up in super bowl xlix by throwing an interception instead of handing it off to Marshawn Lynch.
Seattle native: Were about to win this game
New England Native: ok and if the Patriots win, then you owe me one hundred grand.
Seattle Native: ok not worried about it.
*Throws the interception*
Seattle native: Russell Wilson what the fuck bruh?
New England Native: wooooooooooo lets go!!!!!!
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a very funny comedien who was born in Columbus,GA he appears regularly on the bob and tom show
Tim Wilson is a great comedien he appears frequently on the Bob and Tom show, most of his jokes are about living in the south. He has a very funny routine about his "Uncle B.S." and does songs like "Church League Softball Fistfight" and "The First Baptist Bar and Grill".
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Lead singer for the Beach Boys. Song was made about him by the Barenaked Ladies.
I'm lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did.
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