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A type of mullet haircut that is characterized by a long, flowing cranio-caudal segement (usually straight but sometimes crimped), and crescent-shaped anterior bangs held in place by Aquanet or other hairspray. This type of plumage is often seen on farmers in the midwestern United States.
'I ain't stoppin at that gas station, there were more Wisconsin Waterfalls in the parkin lot than at the damn Dells.'
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Wisconsin Hicks are not your typical stereotype Hicks, rednecks, bumpkins, hillbilies or whatever. A wisconsin hick may have education beyond high school but our education is usually a tech college for welding, diesel mechanic or something along those lines. We are smarter than the most city people. Most city people can't usually do shit but just because they wear nice clothes drive new vehicles and make tons of money for siting in an office there officially smart. Wisconsin hicks can hunt, fish, trap, grow their own. food. They are welders, mechanics, carpenters, machinists, electricians, and plumbers. We drink beer and brandy eat brats and cheese. Love or engine powered vehicles snow machines, atvs, bikes. we love the packers, brewers, bucks, and badgers. We love opening week of deer hunting, fishing and we love to ice fish. And we love nascar and tractor pulls.
I tink the fish were biting back in the bay there eh.
Ya you betcha. Wisconsin Hicks
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When a girl gets on her hands and the guy picks up her legs and hits it from the back while wheelbarrow her around.
We were doing the Wisconsin Wheelbarrow but I walked her into a wall and she made me stop
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After a night of pounding a shit ton of cheap beer you chow down on your girls pussy. Only to blow chunks of cheese, brats and craut up in there. Then you proceed to bang her an blow your load in her cooter.
After a hard night drinking on State street. My boy Scottie left a Wisconsin casserole in his girl Amy. The dog wouldn’t leave her alone the rest of the night
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To masturbate using an OtterPop, or Freezee, depending on locale. Unleashed a torrent of colorful cold pleasure on those who chose to embark upon it's journey.
Chris: Oh man, why are the sheets all rainbow colored?
Alex: Tyler was doing the Wisconsin Otterslop
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Alex: TYLER! Why were you doing the Wisconsin Otterslop on the bed?
Tyler: It... Felt.... Good?
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An Old Wisconsin is when you take a crap in a sock and beat someone over the head with it.
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When you fart in a hot shower and the aroma of poop permeates the air, merging with the humidity to create a fart sauna.
My girlfriend enjoys a nice steamy Wisconsin howdy when we are in the shower.