Chinese wise man

A breed of goat that has a prodominetely large amount of chin hair, resembling an old chinese wise man

That goat looks like a chinese wise man

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Yadiel The Wise Man

A person who posts inspirational quotes on their bios or Instagram page. They are to live by unless you want to live a basic life.

I got some great advice on a great pooping strategy from Yadiel The Wise Man.

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The Wise Latinas

A Collective of Omnipotent & Creative Visionaries that prioritize edutainment and uplifting the underserved.

Media Conglomerate of caliente Latina chicks that push the envelope, making power moves and delivering edgy urban Latin focused content for cross platforms including tv, film, new media, interactive , stage, print, public speaking and philanthropy too.

"The Wise Latinas" animated series is off the hook! Those Mami's got "edutainment game."

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The Wise Guys

A bunch of losers who post offensive shit about dying children, people they find unattractive, and racist jokes. They think that following in the steps of the Satan Facebook page is cool, that they can get famous by getting reported a dozen times, and that they are far more attractive than anyone else even though they are run by a fat mexican, ugly dyke, scrawny emo faggot, a fat character off of King of the Hill, and some teenage daddy who should be taken care of their kid. (Can you say bad parenting?)

Losers. Don't like them.

Henry: Who are the wise guys? What makes them so wise?
Jackie: They aren't wise, they're a bunch of wannabe newfags that need to get off the internet.
Henry: Where can I flag them at?
Jackie: www(dot)facebook(dot)com/TheRealWiseGuy

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The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

A story that the Jedi would not tell you.

'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.' - Sheev Palpatine

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The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Me: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
My Friends (annoyed): Yes for the hundredth time, STOP!
Me( From memory): Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

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The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise

A story the Jedi would not tell you It's a sith Legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

Anakin: No