"Woof" is another word for someone who shouts or barks at them. Typically used when parents have a woof with their disobedient teenagers. Parents a barking mad.
To have a "woof" with someone. He/she had a woof with me.
Slang: something you say to express dismay, failure, unattractiveness, surprise or sympathy.
Generally means the same thing as the much later-occurring slang "oof".
A: I just failed my math exam
B: Woof
X: This burger doesn't look anywhere near as good as the ad
Y: Woof! That's an abomination if I've ever seen one.
The simple sound a dog makes, often used in children's books or media
Woof can be compared to the sayings such as that sucks, woah, and damn.
This can be defines as coming into contact with something that just simply sucks.
Amber: I just got with a grenade
Jess: oh woof better luck next time
Jenny: I got a flat tire someone come scoop!
Julia: woof I’m at work rn dawg
a reaction statement to pretty much anything, but most commonly in gossip, judging another
woof can also be a form of agreement, disagreement, and can also be used in a complementary sense
The word is usually stated just how it reads in a different tone, though sometimes it may be said in an actual bark
"Have you heard what horrible decisions Liv is making with her life?!"
"Woof"
"What do you think of this outfit?"
"Woof"
"They broke up because he wanted alone time even though they’re thousands of miles apart and I just saw a picture of him with his ex-girlfriend"
"Woof"
"Can we facetime right now?"
"Woof"
"It might be time to get off of Instagram"
"Woof"
"This* politician is in my town"
"Woof"
"Eli Whitney invented the cotton gin"
"Woof
The classy way of asking someone for a Cleveland Steamer.
Kind gentleman, would you do me a great honor and woof me.
A cute way of asking someone for sex.
Christy: "Who's my good gurl? ;)"
Madelyn: "Woof meeeeee 🐶"
Christy: "Okaay finee, I'll be right over"