A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isnβt very strong donβt be a Zach
Zach did you cum inside me?
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So freaking stupid and nobody really likes him. Zach has 25 gf in 1 yeah dont be a zach
Oh my look at zach he wis with that gitl a week ago i wonder what this ones name is
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Very annoying. Likes to put bikes up his ass and sits on social media all day.
Person 1: how is that guy walking with a bike up his bummy
Person 2: well its name is Zach
Person 1: ohhh haha yeah I see he's always online
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Someone who canβt make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.
βSo who does Zach like this week?β
βOnly God knows.β
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A person who is very smart, nice, kind, and is very good at magic. When you meet a Zach he canβt help it but to care and/or show you a magic trick.
Zach, show me a magic trick
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A matha fuking American fuk yea!
Zach: I'm fuking American bitch
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An alien. He is a cunt, he tries to lure you in with his fingers. He is also possibly satan. ANd other hidden details
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