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An intelligent, independent, very funny person, often found reading or playing Video games. Talks most around friends and can flirt well, being the person he is he is not very athletic but still seems to stay in shape lol. He doesn’t know much about girls and hasn’t had many, but when he does have one he is loyal and sticks with her forever :)
Him- Have you met that kid Zach?
Her- Ya he’s awesome!!!
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A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isn’t very strong don’t be a Zach
Zach did you cum inside me?
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So freaking stupid and nobody really likes him. Zach has 25 gf in 1 yeah dont be a zach
Oh my look at zach he wis with that gitl a week ago i wonder what this ones name is
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Very annoying. Likes to put bikes up his ass and sits on social media all day.
Person 1: how is that guy walking with a bike up his bummy
Person 2: well its name is Zach
Person 1: ohhh haha yeah I see he's always online
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Someone who can’t make up his mind about what girl he likes. Has a habit of breaking his ankles, specifically from baseball. Likes many girls at the same time. with a soft spot for brunettes. Never washes or cuts his hair.
A name commonly negotiated with abduction and/or torture.
“So who does Zach like this week?”
“Only God knows.”
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A person who is very smart, nice, kind, and is very good at magic. When you meet a Zach he can’t help it but to care and/or show you a magic trick.
Zach, show me a magic trick
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A matha fuking American fuk yea!
Zach: I'm fuking American bitch
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