The prettiest most amazing boy to ever exist. He belongs to one girl named sophia and they are in love. You’ll never find another like zander and you never will find him in the first place because again he’s Sophia’s.
Rando: “Damn Zander rivera is mad fine.”
Sophia: “fuck off peasant he’s mine…!”
A Zander Billard is what to call a guy who has awesome abs while being discreet.
Person1: man that guy has such amazing abs
Person2: ikr he’s soo sexy he’s such a Zander billard!
Zander is known as a basketball bench warmer. He always knows how to make every one horny some how and he was built with 14 extra chromosomes but he still has a brilliant bed wetting skills
Zander Gardner is a basketball fanatic!
Zander / Blitz Bffs are very special. He thinks about them everyday
They’re the best people he has met!!!
P1 “Zander / Blitz Bffs To Zander is SOO special?!?! “
P2 “I wonder how long he thinks about them..”
When someone named Zander takes the longer way to a destination "on purpose"
Look at him pulling a Zander.