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The most cuddly of the Tom subspecies. Papa Tom's are extremely friendly. They love holding hands on any walks that exceed 2 and a half minutes. Papa Tom's enjoy kids movies, as well as cannabis in any and all consumable forms.
Local Folk lore tells of his ability to transfigure into numerous forms. Let him behind the wheel; he's Dale Earnhardt Jr. . Get him killed on Playstation; he's Dead Tom. Deny him of his liquor or weed; he's Brandon. He is everywhere, and he is nowhere. A master of illusion and confusion.
Some question his existence, but they only get questions in return. A never ending cycle of questions renders those in contact mentally broken. No one can overcome this endless cycle of Tom Foolery. He is a modern day siren of the East. Many have attempted such feats, but to no avail.
Friend: Hey I bet you'd like a Pop Tart Mister?
Papa Tom: Hey I sure would?
Friend: Yeah they're pretty tasty?
Papa Tom: Hey I know?
Friend: ......fuck
Papa Chap's are a whole different bread of dads. They are the bees knees and they will drink from dawn to dusk. They have a love for gambling, the word cunt, tupperware and shouting at the tv when the sport is on. He is truly an amazing man and anyone with a Papa Chap in their life should feel blessed. Love live Manly, Sea Eagles 4 lyf!!!
Person 1: Woah that dad is super cool ! I wonder what his name is
Person 2: It must be Papa Chap
Person 1: Man thats a good tupperware collection, wonder who owns it.
Person 2: Definietly a Papa Chap
A good lookin dude who gets the babes and make other dudes jealous
I hate that dude. I feel kinda guilty though , I only hate him because he is a papa ted
Papa Lou is the god of all gods in the Poopalazooka religion. He helped save the islands from the demons, along with Deborah.
Did you pray to Papa Lou tonight?
The most magical and mystical and manly man that ever roamed the Earth. He is in search for all the little, vulnerable children of the world. He tends to admit he prefers the little girls over the little boys, however he says he really doesn’t mind too much.
Josh: “Oh look it’s Papa Günter in his Güntermobile again.”
Emily: “I hope he decides to take me this time.”
*Josh in visible awe.*
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the owner of 'papa lazarous pandamonium curcus' which has a population of 7, inculdeing 1 tall freak, 1 bearded woman, 4 midgets and papa himself. he has only 1 fear, and that is nose bleeds. do not let your nose bleed near him or you could start a war. also has many wives all named dave
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When a girl is giving head and you shove it down her throat so hard that she can't breathe, then you plaster your white cum on her blue face and viola!!!! Its Papa Smurf!!!!
I pulled the ol' papa smurf on your mom the other night, your dad was laughing his ass off.
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