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Myth and stupidity regarding firearms that Tactical Timmies eat up and spread because they have either an optimistic view of the ATF, or claimed "knowledge" on tactical scenarios. May or may not include phony (or sometimes legitimate) military/LE experience as a source for this lore. Commonly refer to "ATF" as "BATFE" in an attempt to sound smart when ATF calls themselves ATF in every official document.
This is the antonym of "Fudd Lore".
Tactical Timmy: "Don't worry about deregistering that SBR from the NFA, just take the stock off and i'll buy it as a pistol from you."
Normal person: "That is some Timmy Lore shit dude."
Tactical Timmy: "What, ATF said we could do that for traveling so that means we definitely can do that for selling."
Normal Person: "That wouldnt be the first time ATF has a double standard for one thing but not another. I'd rather stay out of pound me in the ass prison, thanks."
Disabled parking, is a reference to Timmy in South Park
There's nowhere to park except in the Timmy parking spaces.
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A super thick gay boy who was actually a fucking 2 year Harvard social experiment.
Now that I know Timmy Thick was fake, 2 years of my life have been wasted.
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A dance comprised of elements from historical and traditional Flamenco, paired with modern Irish Step Dancing techniques. Think Michael Flatley meets Antonio Banderas. The dancer is usually the most desirable European man on the dance-floor, made obvious by an unquenchable desire from the surrounding women to be his "concubine." Can also be used as a verb.
1. "From across the dance-floor, all the women noticed the unbridled passion of the Timmy Shimmy. Many approached to quench their inner fire."
2. "Did you see that?!? He just got Timmy Shimmied" (i.e. A women currently dancing with one man leaves to be with the Lord of the Dance.)
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A Short Simple Pointless story
Kid: "One time i went to the mall and had to pee but then i saw a yellow sign that said closed but i went in and peed anyway"
You: wow what a timmy story
Tim: "one time i had a coke but then it tasted funny so i threw it out"
You: wow timmy
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The gayest ni🅱🅱a you will ever lay your eyes on 😭. Basically he's some famous dude on instagram that acts like a thot for views. Not sure if all his chromosomes are accounted for, and his gender remains a mystery to this day. Timmy thick is the embodiment of autism 💯
Person 1: "I like Timmy thick"
Person 2: "I never knew you had autism"
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Short for Tim Horton's, also known as "Timmy's" or "Tim's". Tim Horton's is the largest Canadian fast food restaurant franchise and Canadian cultural icon famous for its coffee and doughnuts.
The debunked urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine or other such addictive drugs in the coffee has sparked a cult-like following of caffeine addicts who regularly visit their Timmy Ho to get their fix.
ugh... my head is fucking killing me!! Gotta go see my Timmy Ho cause I'm jonesing for a double-double!
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