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a great person who isn't suicidal and depressed. he has lots of friends.
Charlie butcher went out for a walk
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While many cocknies use this phrase in place of the word 'look', it in fact should be used to verbally exposit a butcher's hook. This confusion about its meaning has come about due to the stupidity of most cocknies.
Mr A: Look at that butcher. He is using a hook.
Mr B: That is because it is a butcher's hook.
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an ugly girl who will swallow/take any type of 'meat' from anything with a pulse.
its the end of night and you still havent pulled anything decent, so in desperation you revert to a 'butchers dog'
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She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.
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A particularly spiteful sexual act necessitating the consumption of large amounts of red meat prior to engagement in coitus. One must then seduce a strict vegetarian, a vegan being of additional value. Having done so, begin the process of intercourse. In the midst of your passionate love making, induce vomiting, covering your partner in a meaty paste. Be sure to apologize, stating something along the lines of "I had a bunch of meat for dinner, must have messed with my stomach". Enjoy the ensuing revulsion.
Bro, I totally gave that PETA chick a butcher's apron. She cried for hours!
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Things don't always go according to what's logical or expected.
Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"
The absorbant pad at the bottom of a supermarket meat package.
My friends and I were cooking sausage, but I forgot to remove the butcher's maxi pad