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Street Floater

When you live in a neighborhood where parking is woefully inadequate, you are often loathe to leave a spot, especially if it is close enough to your house to keep you from having to walk forever to get back. Leaving is a challenge, because it is no guarantee that the space or ANY will be there when you return. A Street Floater is leaving a space for a certain stretch of time, and returning to the same spot. The floating aspect, is essentially the parking space you left, it is floating in existence until your return to claim it. Note, it isn't a street floater if someone saves the space for you, leaves the space as you return, or if you block the space in any way shape or form to preserve it for later. These actions, while prudent, are not keeping in the spirit of the street floater.

I drove down to taco bell because it was late and I was starving, and when I got home I busted a MAAAAAAAAAD Street floater. the same spot was all clear when I got back.

Or,

I thought I found a street floater but it turned out to be a Spot Tease. That damn neighbor parked in between two spots again.

by Lladnek November 21, 2010


its a floater

that one random ass meme that nobody likes and it sounds like a "thats our little comedian" person lookin ahh

Parents: Look it's floating
The annoying ass kid: Its a floater!!!

by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 1, 2023


floater freeze

To rap cold as hell.

I am about to floater freeze on this next track.

by Geniustroy June 6, 2018


The Floaters

The Floaters: A highly sought after band consisting of Alex Sanders, Hannah Wolf, and Mari Chew. The group performs around the Bay Area playing indie music that is fuaya as fwuck.

Wow man! Did you see The Floaters play last weekend? Shit was so tight!!!

by djdjsn August 22, 2024


Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022


FLOATER

A piece of poop that has a light buoyancy and floats in the toilet water before it is flushed.

Someone didnt flush there shit and left a floater in the toilet.

by Bigoletitays November 7, 2020


Floater

Someone who can be described as omega. He let's others dominate him and enjoys being submissive. Typically an ass guy.

Person 1: Man, Mr. Omega is a real floater.
Person 2: Ikr, he let's his wife beat him.

by ilovefloaters666 April 27, 2022