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A ghetto kid from ghetto brimfield .. named Kung Pow John Gau (pronounced Gow) ....
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The very thing that has everyone inside their homes and wearing masks.
Person 1:This Kung-Fu Flu has been kicking my ass lately...
Person 2: Since when did diseases start taking martial arts classes?
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1. person with stealty stealing abilities of cheap items
When I was at the bank, I noticed that the teller had a rather nice pen. When her back was turned, I used my "kung fu clepto" abilities and she never knew it was gone.
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What your really really REALLY lonely friends possess. Obtained through many hours of solitary and dedicated training.
Whoa buddy, you need to get a girlfriend, thats quite a kung fu grip you got there.
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A nice person. Very happy and makes other people happy. Doesn´t like to talk about many things. She likes to be angry at people and she likes to punch people. But she´s doing it as a joke and it´s very funny. She doesn´t like talking to people. She likes to paint and she´s very good at it!
Wow that AMAZING! Such a Tilde László kungs
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When, upon eating too much bad Chinese food, a shaolin-monk style battle breaks out in your digestive-track, resulting in an explosion of undigested pu pu platter into the toilet (often accompanied by a 'pow').
"Dude, pull over -- I gotta take a kung pao dumper."
"Don't go in there, sweetheart -- I just took a kung pao dumper."
a kung fu ninja is a superawesome ninja who does also kung fu and who is initiated by the kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas exist since the beginning of 2013.
the kung fu ninjas greet each other by boxing and punching each others arms. There are now 4 kung fu ninjas. the kung fu ninjas are all girls.
"that girl is so awesome, she must be a kung fu ninja!"