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A person who refuses to retire.Also see: Jerry Rice
Please retire, you're hanging on like Emmitt Smith in Arizona.
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The type of comedian you either love or hate. I think he's pretty damn hilarious, but some people think he just yells all the time. Almost made Night at the Roxbury worth watching.
"You're my boy Blue!"
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Verb- To take shirt up in any situation and no matter how inapproapriate to show off your abs.
Noun- To be completely uninteresting and overlooked until you start singing about cheating on someone.
Verb:
Judge - How do you plead?
Usher - Not guilty!(pulling up shirt to show abs).
Noun: No one cared about Usher or his music til he cheated on Chili of TLC.
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Someone in the military smart enough not to jump out a perfectly good airplane.
Alternate Definition: What all Airborne soldiers put in requests to become once their knees are shot.
1. "Look at that leg, he wish he jumped out of airplanes and fractured his hip like I did!"
2. Alt Def: SFC Snuffy put in a 4187 to have his airborne status removed, he realized he's too old to pretend to be hooah.
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Verb - To perform a Randy Johnson is to put your faith(and thirty million dollars over 2 years) into a 40+ year old pitcher with a history of back and knee problems. This act is usually performed by the Yankees, see A-Rod.
You just gave who a 2 year extension? You just pulled a Randy Johnson!
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What you yell at your buddy when you're drunk and you want to go out and raise more hell and he just wants to stay in his room and watch a movie...or worse yet, sleep.
I can still go out and raise a ruckus, I don't want to hear excuses, put some pants on....no backtalk, put some pants on. Put. Some. Pants. On.
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A Robin Williams is a person who hasn't been funny since approximately 1987(or ever?) but you laugh at his jokes hoping he'll eventually shut his yap.
Saw Robin Williams on Letterman last night, was he ever funny?
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