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A half-size beer container that holds about 7.75 gallons (a quarter barrel, or 62 pints of beer.
There's only going to be six of us, so let's just get a pony keg.
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A guy who isn’t thin or wiry but just plain bony but who’s great in bed or has an amazing endowment.
“What do you see in him?”
“He’s a real bony pony and I’m going to ride him until dawn.”
When Carlos’ reputation of being a bony pony got out he couldn’t get a night to himself.
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Another term for sex. Usually used when the female is riding for extended periods of time.
I heard that she rode the bone pony all the way to pound town last night!
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A male phallus. The Oscar Meyer pole. The Bacon Torpedoe.
Your mom is such a freak! She smoked my Baloney Pony while my nuts rested in her eye sockets!!!!!
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Cocaine. Although the term is often used to describe a multitude of other illegal substances, it was originally used as a slang term for the stimulant-drug cocaine (a processed extract of leaves from the Erythroxylum Coca plant).
"Lets ride the white pony" <let's use cocaine>
"Can you ask your buddy if he's good for the white pony?" <would you ask your friend if he has any cocaine to sell?>
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A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.
Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!
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The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.
Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.
Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.
Frank: You are a god!
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