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Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025


alcohol accident

see 'shoucher'

i wouldn't invite stephen to the flatwarming party... i heard he has recently had an an alcohol accident - he shouched everywhere!

by tpig September 28, 2010


The Accident of 1993

Im so sorry. It wasn’t my fault. He framed me i swear. The only evidence was the photo THEY took. it didn’t prove anything. IM SO SORRY.

person 1: heard of the accident of 1993?
person 2: no..?
me: good.

by ihavemixedopinionsonminorities April 16, 2022


Happy accident

When you realize you nutted in the wrong whole while hitting from behind. Or if you fucked up while painting.

"Oh it seems we have accidently drawn a penis on the painting. Just a happy little accident we got here, almost a happy accident as when Jeff Epstein died

by TheTrueGod666 August 6, 2022


political accident

The phrase used most by AP gov teachers when explaining that the political climate is not made up of accidental chances.

There is no such thing as a political accident.

by Frosty DST March 26, 2019


Construction Accidents Lawyers

If you have been injured on a construction site, whether you were working or not, you may still have a lawsuit against those who created the dangerous condition. When safety standards are not followed, equipment is poorly maintained, or job sites are not properly inspected, the risk of injuries at construction sites becomes high and you may have a case against several people o

Construction Accidents Lawyers

by sabbaghthapar June 10, 2022


Skiing Accident

When someone uses cocaine and it has a negative outcome. Either it ends in them causing irrevocable damage or OD'ing.

Ex 1: Kathy had a skiing accident last night and lit her mom's BMW on fire with the 24-hour cult she started.

Ex 2: Did you hear what happened to Nick last night? He hit the slopes too hard and had a skiing accident. RIP.

by lightningrat February 3, 2022