tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

It's almost a year

I feel like this year is going to drain my energy like never before. I feel sooo tired. I only have time to check UD early in the morning.. I don't have time to check and find out which accounts are yours anymore, so many. If you want to let me know something, then just use 2 accounts or so. I am not able to catch up.. This is the truth. I won't be able to find those posts and read them. Your messages won't be sent to me to know. I won't know your feelings and thinkings.

I want everything to be plain and simple. I don't play mind games. It does not matter if it is my imagination or straight talks, they are my true feelings and true thoughts, like right now, at this minute when I type this.

2-12, 2-15, 3-15

Remember when I did not know about UD. I wrote my status on wa. It was instant. The messages I wanted you to know got sent to you immediately. Downside of it is that I can't save those statuses like when I write like this on UD.. Years after you still can come back and read again.. I miss texting you. I wish you didn't stop texting me last year in March..

It's almost a year..
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 09, 2022

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

almost naked animal

An almost naked animal is someone who has almost been fully exposed.

Dude we have nearly exposed him for who he truly is. Right now he's an almost naked animal

almost-everything

They have a special way of dealing with you and you're sure they will always be there for you. They are your support and you can count on them . When troubled times face you, you feel secure because you have them.
But like, you're not in love or anything...

"pheebs, you're my almost-everything."

almost in love

the feeling of falling for someone but not being ready to admit being "in love".

I'm almost in love with that guy.

Almost-incest

Almost-incest is a recurring plot in TV shows such as The O.C. (Shannon and Ben), The Flash (Barry and Iris) and of course Riverdale (Betty and Jughead). Some disgusting people have been trying to justify and normalise this, nevertheless, encourage it, and as the writers of these and many other TV shows have failed to acknowledge and/or speak up of the wrong in this, it has been in many shows for many years and has developed the term "almost-incest"

Almost-incest should stop being normalised in TV.