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A condescending term for a generally doofy and/or dim-witted fellow.
"Why won't the television work?"
"Because you're Asshat McGoolagher, and it's not plugged in."
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(After witnessing a stupid act)
All hail Asshat McGoolagher, sultan of stupid!
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something everyone should say to obnoxious fucking idiots with their head up their ass.
idiot: liiiiiike OMG hilary duff is lyk SOOOOOO punk rawk!
me: stfu, asshat.
idiot: lyk omg you lyk said lyk ass lyk hat!
me:mmmhmmm. get the fuck over it.
idiot: MOMMY!
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1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.
You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts.
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is when a person is obviously wrong, yet refuse to accept any answer you give them despite the answer being correct. They tend to argue with you upon being corrected, and pushes you closer and closer to murder in the first degree.
"No dude, I have played Mario games on the PS2" ~AHTB
"No dude, they never made it for PS2 you Asshat Tardbucket" ~Me
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Gets paid nothing to hack people unsuccessfully, using other peoples exploits and methods. AKA script kiddie, skiddie, nobhead, twat, penis. See also, whitehat hacker, blackhat hacker.
That script kiddie isn't blackhat hacker, he's an asshat hacker.
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Someone who acts like they have ther head up their grandmothers ass.
an asshat would walk in front of a moving bus to catch the icecream man across the street. which then again would be pretty fucking funny to watch.
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To sit on someones Head and fart while they are bent over. also see asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.
Bill bent over to pickup a quarter so I gave him a musical asshat.