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When a person is in a relationship but keeps flirty friendships with people they like in case they break-up.
Manwel: Bro, I'm keeping Antonella within striking distance. You know, just in case I break up.
Thomas: Sure thing bro. Back-up plans are an important piece of one's life.
The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle
Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds
Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up
Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!
Having a relationship, even though it is long-distance. You may not get to see eachother at all. It takes alot of time, energy and money, but it's sometimes worth it.
Me: Are you still with Ashley?
Him: Yeah, we're trying to make our long-distance relationship work.
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A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.
"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."
"What the fuck for?"
"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."
"A long distance yawn!"
"Exactly!"
People who can make things work no matter how far away they are or where they are. They truely love each other to make there love last
Catherine is in a long distance relationship with a boy named Devin who is two states away from her, yet she still loves him.
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a friendship/relationship for friends who are in love with each other.
after taylor left, she and eric decided to try a long distance frelationship.
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close proximity to the target of your sexual desires.
Although Adrian and Dao are within fucking distance, Adrian has yet to get any action.