Axe effect

A fictional idea, that a guy can spray himself with some crappy scent and suddenly women are drawn to him like Oprah to fries. The term is synonymous with complete crap.

Bob: Hey Joe, did you hear? I won the lottery!

Joe: Oh yeah? I didn't know you had the Axe effect!

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ax wound

A euphemism for the vagina, especially a very red one.

I was bangin' Gina last nite, and her vag was so red it looked like an ax wound.

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Rape-axe

Invented by Dr. Sonnet Ehlers from South Africa, the “anti-rape” female condom, the "Rape-axe", has jagged teeth that hooks onto a man’s penis during penetration. Once latched on to a man, the device can only be removed by a doctor.

X: "Yo... why walkin´so weird?"
Y: "Oh man... fooling around I got caught by a Rape-axe."

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Axe Murderer

Somebody who wears lethal amounts of bad cologne.

I was coming out of the locker room and got attacked by an Axe Murderer.

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axe handles

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.

Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles

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axe spray

One whiff can give you lung infection.

People who spray this shit around should be put away.

they say smoking kills but axe spray fucks you up the ass

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J-Axe

A blatantly biased opinion regardless of how obviously wrong he/she may be.
or
Homosexual tendancies towards paedophile manager of a North London Club
or
Compulsively inserting long, boring essays on trivial footballing matters
or
Sh*t

Oh f*cking hell this post is completely J-Axed
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What a complete load of J-Axe
or
I dont mean to sound a bit J-Axe but West Ham are so much better than Barcelona