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The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.
I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.
One of the most amazing people in the world and i love her so much <3.
Kate Baldwin is awesome
When you jerking off as a joke and it accidentally goes off.
I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉
The man spread his inventory out on the coffee table, everything from Tortise Shell Sunglasses, Bald Eagle Feathers and Alec Baldwin blanks.
To harm an innocent person and deny any responsibility for your actions
"I wonder how it must feel to wrongfully kill someone...," Alec Baldwin wrote
When a man has a failed vasectomy.
Laird, had an Alec Baldwin & now his wife has a surprised fourth child coming.
When you shoot a load and don’t know where it went.
I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.