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Fucking a girl while standing and spinning in circles, then when you're close to finishing, throw the girl into the air, and jizz all over her before she hits the ground.
UH, UH, SIBERIAN... Blizzaaaaaaaaard.......
I gave Sandy a Siberian Blizzard last night.
Really?
Yea, dude, she's in the hospital.
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The act of taking an eggbeater, filling the inside of it with ice, inserting it into your own anus, and turning it on. The superstitious say that this increases the chance of snow by 69%
Did you hear what julian did last night? He tried to get us a snow day by doing "The Italian Blizzard"
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A belly that develops from drinking and being snowed in for weeks.
Man, I need to get my ass to the gym.. this blizzard belly has got to go!
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When you push your diarrea in reverse, vomit, then put it on the titties of an orphan,
I dragon blizzard that bitch last night.
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When you cum in a girl's ass, she then sticks her ass in your face and blows the cum and shit all over you.
Man, I was fucking Becky in the ass last night and that bitch gave me a chocolate blizzard! Then I donkey punched her to show her who's boss.
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When you cum upwards towards a ceiling fan (which needs to be switched on) and because it's so cold up north it then comes down like snowflakes. The important part is that you then catch it on your tongue when it comes down.
After enjoying a bread cake and gravy she really wanted a Yorkshire Blizzard for dessert.
That were right good, I Yorkshire Blizzarded everywhere.
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Large swarms of locusts that sometimes plague midwestern farms by eating all of the crops. They are referred to as black blizzards because there are so many of them that the sun gets blotted out.
Farmer Joe: "Marge there's a storm comin'"
Marge: "That's no regular storm Joe, that's a Black Blizzard full of locusts."
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