boredom killing

A task or activity that "kills" or replaces boredom

This is a fun, boredom killing activity.

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Rock Boredom

A play off Rock Bottom

When you are as bored as you can possibly be. Nothing you have available to you looks interesting. No matter what fun activities you indulge in, you remain bored.

Guy: Man, I'm bored
Friend: Oh, wanna play some video games?
Guy: No man, I've hit rock boredom

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Blue Boredom

A painful condition when someone has been somewhat entertained but then is not allowed to continue the enjoyment of said entertainment, causing their boredom to grow and engorge, and thus be driven into a state of insane boredom.
It's like blue balls, but with entertainment instead of genitalia.

Mike: Hey dude, it's been fun hangin' with you, but my girl is calling, i gotta go.
Phil: Dude, you just got here.
Mike: Sorry Bro.
(Mike Leaves)
Phil: Damn, i got blue boredom now, this can only be resolved by sky diving.

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boredom jail

School where you must get up at 6:30 am in the morning, perform hours of hard labor (boredom), have freedom for 3 fast hours, go to bed amd do it all again... Monday through Friday.

Oh no, not boredom jail!
I wonder what torture the teacher will have for us.
All we do is worthless shit.

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Texas Boredom

While bored, closeted Texans are known to engage in group felatio. Without females present.

Ahh man, I feel some Texas Boredom coming on. Whip it out Cletus!

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boredom buddy

A friend who you only need when you are bored

Oh! I'm so bored today, I guess i shd call Ken my 'boredom buddy'.

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Final Stage of Boredom

The stage of boredom when you type in qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. You have already typed in the keyboard forwards, backward and up to down from left to right. So, why not put them together you think. Wow. You must be really bored.

John: I went to the final stage of boredom today.
Nikki: Wowza.

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