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Where the rest of America wipes their asses.
The only state where you have to worry about the color you wear!
The place you go to get drugs, ugly hookers, uneducated drop-outs, illegals, and a $10 pack of cigarettes.
Perfect for the idiotic losers and outsiders who think they can get a celeb neighbor and a free ticket to the red carpet.
Fuck California and everyone there, I hope you and your ugly ass Governor who can't speak English all fall into the Pacific.
Oh, and to the Californians who are staring blankly at your monitors, that's AN OCEAN.
Californian: i'm an idiot. plain and simple.
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The best state, in many peoples' opinions, in the US. You'll find beaches, snowy mountains, green valleys, and the hot desert all in one state: California. Divided into two parts, known as "Socal" and "Norcal". Socal is usually where people not from California think of the state. You got San Diego, Los Angeles, etc. Beaches, surfers, celebrities. Mostly all in Socal. Home of the LA Lakers, San Diego Padres, and San Diego Chargers. Norcal is "wine country". Where you'll find the SF 49ers, Oakland A's, Oakland Raiders, and San Jose Sharks. Basically the place where the word "hella" originated. Golden Gate Bridge, Lake Tahoe, etc are all in Norcal. We all know how to party in California, all the porn is made here, we're really diverse. We have In-N-Out, which I doubt non-Californians have heard of. Our governor is the fucking Terminator. Enough said. So all in all, California is the shit. And most people really wish they could live here while they're snowed in for December and we are out at the beach.
Hot New York Girl: Hey, where are you from?
Hot California Guy: California.
Hot New York Girl: OMG, do you know Britney Spears? Do you surf? Do you know Ryan from The OC and Kristen from Laguna Beach?!
Hot California Guy: Shut up.
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Liberals in California have turned the state into a shithole
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heaven and the meth capital of the world unfortunately
northern california and the big sur
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home of blackouts, earthquakes, slutty celeberties, arrogance, rapist basketball players, and the governator
Californian: Where'd the lights go? Why's the floor shaking?
Celeberty: Let's show our boobs or marry somebody for publicity.
Californian: We're the center of the world.
Kobe: I like 'em young.
Arnie: I wants to pump up de budget.
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cali the greatest place you can ever be one of the biggest hip hop centers in the world
DALY CITY , LA ARE THE GREATEST HIP HOP CITIES IN CALIFORNIA
born and raised in cali now located in las vegas nevada what a shame i have shamed my state
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A place where all the fruits and nuts of the world convined to vote the terminator as their leader. The only place in the world it can take you four hours to just get on the fuckin highway from the beginning of the on ramp.
I'm really glad that I don't live in that wasteland California.
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