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Mariah Carey- All I want for Christmas is you
An mysterious deity fo unknown origin with an evil conscience...
She lies dormant for 310 days of the year, December 26th until October 31st...
She sits in the shadows, waiting, plotting her attack. She waits until you feel the safest, until you are the most vulnerable and when that point reaches, when the clock strikes midnight and Halloween has past, your demise commences and you feel your life force drained away at her cruel will.
All she needs, all she wants for Christmas...
You...
Guy 1 "Hey, Christmas time is coming soon"
Guy 2 "Be on the lookout for Mariah Carey"
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That one bitch whos goddamn song we have to listen to for 2 months straight every fucking year.
Oh my god, Mariah Carey is on the radio AGAIN
a trash singer who hibernates all year up until november 1st and goes back to sleep december 26
-november first-
mariah carey: cums everywhere to cum
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Awesome as fuck she could be considered a thot but everyone loves her
Anyone: Mariah Carey
Everyone else: shut the hell up asshole don't say her beautiful name
To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.
To ejaculate on your beard, let it dry, shake it off your beard then snort it.
Joe just Michael Carey himself but we think he’ll be alright.