check for me

Keeping up with someone, as in if you're in a relationship with someone, and you're "checking for them" then you're calling them and spending time with them, or otherwise paying attention to them.

Now that we've broke up, you don't have to check for me at all.

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idiot check

On a cleanup after everyone thinks they have everything in the truck, someone goes back in to do one last thorough check.

Hey Scott go do an Idiot Check so we can get the hell out of here!

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oil checked

to stick a finger in someones ass.

dude she was so hot untill she oil checked me .

brake check

While driving, hitting your brakes really hard to scare the crap out of the jerk driving two inches from your rear bumper.

Checking to make sure they have enough time to brake without rear-ending you (pissing them off).

This guy is driving way too close to my rear bumper, time to brake check him.

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Vibe check

A phenomenon that occurs when someone of a higher status would like to examine your vibe.

The words "vibe check" will be uttered aggressively by the authority to warn everyone in the vicinity of a vibe check. Two or less seconds after, a hand will appear and extend towards the victim.

Vibe checks are rarely passable, and in those cases, the victim may be rewarded. If a vibe check is failed, the authority has the right to either

A) vore you and anything else they see fit

B) bludgeon you to death with a baseball bat

Or

C) Extract both of your existing nipples

Peter griffin: "VIBE CHECK"

*hand extends*

Victim: "nooo my vibes!"

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Skin Check

A valid form of currency that uses your own body to pay for goods/services or pay debt through sexual acts.

He gave me a ride in his car. I didn't have any money to pay so I had to write him a skin Check

Check That Hoe

Get that chick under control.Usually used when two girls are fighting as an insult, talking towards some outside person.

Girl 1:Sup bitch
Girl 2:who is this chick?
Some guy trying to break them up:whats going on?
Girl 2(talking to guy):You better check that hoe!she don't know me!

also in tyler perry's why did i get married