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Donald Trump's (small) penis.
"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"
"Malaria Trump had sex with Cheeto Dick in the White House!"
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an extremely small penis; So small in fact, you could fit several in your mouth at once, like Cheeto Puffs
Mary gave Bob, Larry, and Moe a blow job all at once - Those cheeto cocks!
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When your penis is smaller than usual because of weather, stress or just a bad time.
Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.
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The sexual prank in which they guy covers the outside of his condom with hot sauce before any penatration.
I was having sex with split last night so I gave her a Flaming Cheeto.
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Representing a description of the 45th President of the United States. Aka Donald Trump
If you put together the ideologies of Hitler and mix it with a bag of Cheetos the result is Cheeto Hitler. Man Cheeto Hitler is really screwing up our country!
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An Insult.
One who has a small penis. (Look at a cheeto and picture it as a pathetic dick)
"what ever you say, you cheeto dick havin muthafuck"
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